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Best Night Ever for Wednesday, Febuary 4th!

Admin — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:25:12 +0000

It’s time! Shea Hess! Best Night Ever! Lost, Knight Rider, and American Idol. Watch it! Now!

Best Night Ever: 2-4-09 @ Yahoo! Video

…OF THE DAY

Admin — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:00:48 +0000

A-RACK O-MAMA (shoot me): A Houston woman with a 38KKK bust has broken the record for the world’s largest breasts. Not because of the size of her boobs… she literally broke the record by smashing it in between her hard silicon chestballs. Guiness is pissed. On the bright side, she’s highly flammable. (NBC NY)
SCAT FIGHT: Etta James has some words for inauguration song-stealer Beyonce… and you probably won’t play them at your wedding. (DListed)
TOP GUNS: If this photo of shirtless Tom Cruise is any indication, his large intestines also shrink when exposed to cold water. (TMZ)
HEY, IT’S HOW HARRISON FORD GOT HIS START: Perhaps the reason people are losing their jobs is because cats can do it for cuter. (I Can Has Cheezburger)
INTERVIEW: Fans of Andrew WK (that means all of you), check out this interview with the man, the legend, the secretly tender man. We hope his neck gash is OK. (Uncensored Interview)

BLINGEE WEDNESDAY: Make Jude Law a Beautiful Lady

Admin — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:59:07 +0000

No, this is not a contestant from the next season of America’s Next Top Model... though she should be cuz she is stunning. Can you guess who is under that kohl liner and $4 wig? Hint: Most women and men would him to put his thing in their thing. Hint 2: His name is in the title.

Yes: IT’S JUDE LAW! Dressed in drag for a part in a film called Rage. And you know? Law is hot as hale, and he’s pretty fine as a lady, too. But we’re pretty sure the above image can be improved upon…

Your Blingee Challenge Is This: Turn Jude Law into a beautiful lady. Here is one lazy example:

After the jump, we’ve provided you with some photos of Law, but feel free to use one your find on your own. Then, upload it over at Blingee.com, beautify God’s perfection, and link your masterpiece in the comments section. Then we’ll post our 10 favorites tomorrow!

Good luck.

Yo Kid, You’re Totally Killin’ My Buzz

Admin — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:53:37 +0000

Internet gold can be mined in many places — news features about wineries, well-meaning local merchants who decide to do their own commercials, or, in the case of this video, a dad who films his still-high child after a visit to the dentist. I can’t help but think of the Eugene Mirman line, “A lot of people think kids say the darnedest things, but so would you if you had no education.”

(via BoingBoing)

Best Night Ever for Tuesday, Febuary 3rd!

Admin — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 10:59:03 +0000

Don’t be Christian Bale. Be Max Silvestri and have the Best Night Ever! Watch Bad Girls Club, American Idol and Biggest Loser and be calm.

…OF THE DAY

Admin — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 01:31:07 +0000

GOING FOR GOLD: The Sheriff of Richmond County is investigating Michael Phelps on drug charges, saying “If he [broke the law], he will be charged in the same manner as anyone else.” Because a picture of any regular citizen holding a bong would incite an immediate criminal investigation and public statement. (People)
MY GOD IS THIS NEWSWORTHY: You will never guess who Angelina Jolie is rooting for at the Oscars this year. HINT: It’s not for The Dark Knight in the Best Sound Mixing category. (Us Magazine)
WHAT’S OLD PUSSYCAT (HEY-O-O-O): Tom Jones’ hair is finally gray. Or maybe he’s using the stuff from that embarrassing “Sunshine of Your Love” baby boomers ad. (BBC)
BONUS TRACK: David Letterman recently aired this clip of Bill Hicks doing standup on the Late Show in 1993 that he originally refused to broadcast. It’s way more awesome than the notorious unaired 1994 Gallagher/Leno clip that I made up. (Milk and Cookies, via Gorillamask)
BEE MOVIE SEQUEL: The New York City Council is on the verge of legalizing urban beekeeping. And the Obama Era begins with slow but definite progress… (Gothamist)
YOUR ‘I GUESS THAT’S EXCITING BUT ALSO HOLY SH*T’ HEADLINE OF THE DAY: “Surgeons remove healthy kidney through donor’s vagina” (CNN)